Connect with us

Gossips

The Ideal Length of Everything Online, Backed by Research

Published

on

And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

photo1

Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.

A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

  • I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
  • For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
  • But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

photo2

Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

photo4

You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

photo3

Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

Gossips

നാദിർഷ-ജയസൂര്യ ചിത്രം ‘ഈശോ നോട്ട് ഫ്രം ബൈബിളി’നെതിരെ പരാതി

Published

on

എറണാകുളം: ജയസൂര്യ മുഖ്യവേഷത്തിലെ ത്തുന്ന നാദിർഷ ചിത്രം ‘ഈശോ നോട്ട് ഫ്രം ബൈബിളി’നെതിരെ പരാതി. ചിത്രം മതനിന്ദ പടർത്തുമെന്ന് കാണിച്ച് ക്രിസ്ത്യൻ അസോസിയേഷൻ ആന്റ് അലയൻസ് ആണ് പരാതി നൽകിയത്. ചിത്രം ക്രിസ്ത്യൻ മത വിശ്വാസികളുടെ വിശ്വാസത്തെവ്രണപ്പെടുത്തുമെന്നും നാദിർഷ നിർവ്യാജം ഖേദം പ്രകടിപ്പിക്കണമെന്നുമാണ് പരാതിക്കാരുടെ ആവശ്യം. എറണാകുളം സെൻട്രൽ പൊലീസിലാണ് പരാതി നൽകിയിരിക്കുന്നത്.

അതേസമയം, ചിത്രത്തിന്റെ പേര് മാറ്റില്ലെന്ന് നാദിർഷ നേരത്തെ അറിയിച്ചിരുന്നു. ക്രിസ്ത്യൻ വിശ്വാസത്തെ വ്രണപ്പെടുത്തുന്നുവെന്ന ചില ക്രിസ്ത്യൻ സംഘടനകളുടെയും വൈദികരുടെയും വിമർശനം ഉയർത്തിയിരുന്നു.

താൻ ഏറെ ബഹുമാനിക്കുന്ന പ്രവാചകനായ ജീസസുമായി ഈ സിനിമക്ക് യാതൊരു ബന്ധവുമില്ലെന്നും ഇത് കേവലം ഒരു കഥാപാത്രത്തിന്റെ പേര് മാത്രമാണെന്നും നാദിർഷ കൂട്ടിച്ചേർത്തു. തുടർന്നാണ് പ്രതികരണവുമായി നാദിർഷ രംഗത്ത് എത്തിയത്. അതേ സമയം സിനിമയുടെ നോട്ട് ഫ്രം ദ ബൈബിൾ എന്ന ടാഗ്ലൈൻ മാറ്റുമെന്നും നാദിർഷ അറിയിച്ചു.

ക്രിസ്ത്യൻ സമുദായത്തിലെ എന്റെ പ്രിയപ്പെട്ട സഹോദരങ്ങൾക്ക് വിഷമമുണ്ടായതിന്റെ പേരിൽ മാത്രം നോട്ട് ഫ്രം ദ ബൈബിൾ എന്ന ടാഗ്ലൈൻ മാത്രം മാറ്റും. അല്ലാതെ തൽക്കാലം ഈശോ എന്ന ടൈറ്റിലും, കേശു ഈ വീടിന്റെ നാഥൻ എന്ന ടൈറ്റിലും മാറ്റാൻ ഞങ്ങൾ ഉദ്ദേശിക്കുന്നില്ല, ഫേസ്ബുക്ക് പോസ്റ്റിലൂടെയാണ് നാദിർഷ പ്രതികരിച്ചത്.
Sources:globalindiannews

Continue Reading

Gossips

Over 1.3 million sign petition demanding Netflix remove comedy depicting Jesus as gay

Published

on

 

A new Netflix Christmas Special titled “The First Temptation Of Christ”, which shows Jesus Christ in a gay relationship and Mary as a weed-smoker, has angered millions all over the world, who have signed a petition demanding its withdrawal.

In India, too, a section of the Christian community has said the show should be axed immediately from Netflix domains all over the globe, and demanded unconditional apology from the streaming giant.

“As a member of the Christian community and follower of Christ, I join the rest of hundreds of thousands who have registered their protests calling for the Netflix Christmas Special depicting Jesus in a gay relationship to be axed immediately. Even though freedom of expression is a fundamental and a constitutional right, using the same liberty to offend the sentiments of the members of a particular faith persuasion is highly abhorrent and totally unacceptable,” said Abraham Mathai, president, Indian Christian Voice.

“The film, besides being blasphemous, vulgar and disrespectful, should be pulled off forthwith without any further delay, as it is seriously and highly offensive to the Christian community worldwide. Netflix should follow the example set by Walmart by making a public apology to the Christian community world over by withdrawing the Christmas sweater which had an offensive message.

“Belittling and negating the deity and stature of a person who turned the world right side up with his exemplary character and impeccable integrity should not be entertained under any circumstances,” Mathai added.

“The First Temptation Of Christ” has been created by Brazil-based YouTube comedy group Porta dos Fundos (which translates to ‘Back Door’). The New York Daily News reports that the 46-minute Christmas Special depicts a weed-smoking Mary, and shows how Jesus comes home to attend his birthday party with a male friend. At the party, the friend belts out songs for Jesus that has lyrics as, “In the heat of the desert I saw the size of his huge … power”.

Over 1.3 million people have signed the petition globally so far.

Continue Reading

Gossips

My work only allows Internet Explorer, so I have to manually

Published

on

And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

photo1

Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.

A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

  • I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
  • For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
  • But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

photo2

Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

photo4

You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

photo3

Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

Continue Reading

Latest News

Media6 hours ago

Pastor in Nepal sentenced to 2 years in prison for saying prayer can heal COVID-19

A court in Nepal has sentenced a pastor to two years in prison under the country’s harsh anti-conversion law for...

us news6 hours ago

Two Christian Sanitation Workers Killed in Pakistan

Pakistan – According to The Alabama Baptist, two Christian sanitation workers in Pakistan died in early October as they saved...

us news6 hours ago

Taliban release decree saying women must consent to marriage

The Taliban has issued a decree barring forced marriage in Afghanistan, saying women should not be considered “property” and must...

Disease6 hours ago

Kerala now second in Covid death toll, trails Maharashtra

New Delhi: India reported 2,796 Covid-related deaths today, the highest single-day rise since July 2020, as Bihar carried out a...

Media7 hours ago

ഈ മാസം 13 മു​ത​ൽ സ്കൂ​ളു​ക​ളി​ൽ യൂ​ണി​ഫോം നി​ർ​ബ​ന്ധം

തി​​രു​​വ​​ന​​ന്ത​​പു​​രം: 13 മു​​ത​​ൽ സ്കൂ​​ളു​​ക​​ളി​​ൽ യൂ​​ണി​​ഫോം നി​​ർ​​ബ​​ന്ധ​​മാ​​ക്കി​​യ​​താ​​യി വി​​ദ്യാ​​ഭ്യാ​​സ മ​​ന്ത്രി വി. ​​ശി​​വ​​ൻ​​കു​​ട്ടി. വി​​ദ്യാ​​ർ​​ഥി​​ക​​ളു​​ടെ ബ​​സ് ക​​ണ്‍​സ​​ഷ​​ൻ അ​​ട​​ക്ക​​മു​​ള്ള കാ​​ര്യ​​ങ്ങ​​ളി​​ലെ ആ​​ശ​​യ​​ക്കു​​ഴ​​പ്പം പ​​രി​​ഹ​​രി​​ക്കു​​ന്ന​​തി​​ന്‍റെ ഭാ​​ഗ​​മാ​​യാ​​ണ് യൂ​​ണി​​ഫോം നി​​ർ​​ബ​​ന്ധ​​മാ​​ക്കി​​യ​​ത്....

Movie7 hours ago

റെക്കോർഡുകൾ തകർത്ത് “ദി ചോസൺ’:, വിറ്റുതീർന്നത് ആറരലക്ഷം ടിക്കറ്റുകൾ

ബൈബിൾ ടി.വി പരമ്പരയായ ‘ദ ചോസൺ’ ടീം, ക്രിസ്മസിനോട് അനുബന്ധിച്ച് തീയറ്ററുകളിൽ റിലീസ് ചെയ്ത സ്‌പെഷഷൽ സിനിമയ്ക്ക് ഗംഭീര പ്രതികരണം. ‘ക്രിസ്മസ് വിത്ത് ചോസൺ: ദ മെസഞ്ചേഴ്‌സ്’...

us news1 day ago

Indonesia volcano: Residents flee in panic after Mount Semeru erupts

At least one person has been killed and dozens suffered severe burns after the Mount Semeru volcano in Indonesia’s East...

Mobile1 day ago

Twitter changes privacy policy

Former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey stepped down Monday, and no sooner was he out the door than Twitter announced an...

Business1 day ago

പുതുവർഷ ഇരുട്ടടി: രാജ്യത്ത് ബാങ്കിംഗ് ചാർജുകൾ ഉയരുന്നു

ദില്ലി : പുതുവർഷത്തിൽ രാജ്യത്ത് ബാങ്കിംഗ് ചാർജുകൾ ഉയരും. ഇതോടെ, ഡെബിറ്റ്, ക്രെഡിറ്റ് കാർഡുകളുടെ ഓൺലൈൻ ട്രാൻസ്ഫർ ലിമിറ്റ്, നിശ്ചിത തവണയ്ക്ക് ശേഷമുള്ള ഉപയോഗത്തിന് ഫീസ് ഈടാക്കുന്നത്...

Media1 day ago

ലോകത്തിലെ ഏറ്റവും മികച്ച ടൂറിസം വില്ലേജായി സൗദി അറേബ്യയിലെ റിജാല്‍ അല്‍മാ

റിയാദ്: രാജ്യത്തെ വിനോദ സഞ്ചാര വികസനത്തിന് കുതിപ്പേകുന്ന പുതിയ നേട്ടവുമായി സൗദി. ലോകത്തിലെ ഏറ്റവും മികച്ച ടൂറിസം വില്ലേജുകളിലൊന്നായി സൗദി അറേബ്യയിലെ റിജാല്‍ അല്‍മാ വിനോദ സഞ്ചാര...

Health1 day ago

സം​സ്ഥാ​ന​ത്ത് ഗു​ണ​നി​ല​വാ​ര​മി​ല്ലാ​ത്ത 11 മ​രു​ന്നു​ക​ൾ നി​രോ​ധി​ച്ചു

തി​രു​വ​ന​ന്ത​പു​രം: സം​സ്ഥാ​ന ഡ്ര​ഗ്‌​സ് ക​ൺ​ട്രോ​ൾ വ​കു​പ്പി​ലെ മ​രു​ന്ന് പ​രി​ശോ​ധ​നാ ല​ബോ​റ​ട്ട​റി​ക​ളി​ൽ ന​ട​ത്തി​യ ഗു​ണ​നി​ല​വാ​ര പ​രി​ശോ​ധ​ന​യി​ൽ ന​വം​ബ​ർ ര​ണ്ടാം പാ​ദ​ത്തി​ൽ ഗു​ണ​നി​ല​വാ​ര​മി​ല്ലാ​ത്ത​താ​യി ക​ണ്ടെ​ത്തി​യ താ​ഴെ പ​റ​യു​ന്ന മ​രു​ന്നു ബാ​ച്ചു​ക​ളു​ടെ...

Media1 day ago

Livelihood Project in India Becomes “Double Blessing” for Rural Pastor

India– “It was a turning point in my ministry,” Pastor Daniel recently told International Christian Concern (ICC). A beneficiary of...

Trending