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Creative decorating with houseplants, from floor to ceiling

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And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

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Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.

A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

  • I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
  • For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
  • But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

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You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

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Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

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Houston-to-Dallas bullet train given green light from feds, company says

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Houston-Houston is one step closer to having the first high-speed railroad system in the United States after two history-making accomplishments for the Texas Central Railroad project.

The U.S. Department of Transportation’s Federal Railroad Administration released Monday the final Rule of Particular Applicability and the Record of Decision for Texas Central Railroad.

In other words, the government has approved a set of regulations intended to keep bullet train passengers, operators and the environment safe.

These documents collectively outline rules for the system’s signal and trainset control, track, rolling stock, operating rules and practice, system qualifications and maintenance. It also sets the alignment that the Texas Central Railroad will follow between Dallas and Houston.

“This is the moment we have been working towards,” CEO Carlos Aguilar of Texas Central Railroad said. “The release of the final RPA and ROD by the Federal Railroad Administration represents years of work by countless individuals, affirming a very thorough and careful federal regulatory process that will make the Texas Central Railroad the first high-speed rail system to be implemented in the United States.”

The new set of guidelines are more strict than current regulations on U.S. railroad operations, according to officials, who took a page from the Japanese model for high-speed rail road systems.

The Japanese Tokaido Shinkansen system has been in operation for more than 55 years and is praised worldwide for its engineering and safety. The Japanese high-speed rail system reportedly has had zero operational passenger fatalities and zero accidents to date.

The project is expected to bring new employment opportunities for Houstonians as Texas Central recruits construction contractors, subcontractors and other employees. The plan includes a minority, women and small business enterprises program.

“Today’s announcement from Texas Central means that this landmark project is closer than ever to breaking ground. The construction of high-speed rail will have a generational impact, creating thousands of jobs right here in Houston and injecting billions of dollars into our local businesses,” Mayor Turner said in a statement.

The rail system will also give passengers a traffic-free route to busy areas like the Galleria, Texas Medical Center, Energy Corridor and downtown. And of course, quick transportation to Dallas.

Texas Central Railroad is expected to build a main passenger station somewhere south of U.S. 290, west of Loop 610 and north of Interstate 10.

“While we expect the project to boost the region’s economic and employment outlook, the City also looks forward to the day when passengers can board the first high-speed train to enjoy a more efficient and modern mode of transportation between Houston and Dallas,” Turner said.

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ട്രാഫിക് നിയമലംഘനങ്ങള്‍ക്ക് പിഴ ഒടുക്കാന്‍ ഇ – ചെല്ലാന്‍ സംവിധാനവുമായി പൊലീസ്

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തിരുവനന്തപുരം:  ട്രാഫിക് നിയമലംഘനങ്ങള്‍ക്ക് പിഴ ഒടുക്കാന്‍ ഇ – ചെല്ലാന്‍ സംവിധാവുമായി കേരളാ പൊലീസ്. വാഹനം പരിശോധിച്ച് നാഷണല്‍ വെഹിക്കിള്‍ ഡേറ്റാബേസുമായി (പരിവാഹന്‍) ബന്ധപ്പെടുത്തി ഇ -ചെല്ലാന്‍ പിഒഎസ് ഡിവൈസ് വഴി പിഴ നല്‍കുന്നതിനുള്ള സംവിധാനമാണ് ഒരുക്കുന്നത്. വാഹനത്തിന്റെ / ലൈസന്‍സിയുടെ മുന്‍കാല പിഴ പരിശോധിച്ചറിയുവാനും തത്സമയം തന്നെ ക്രെഡിറ്റ് / ഡെബിറ്റ് കാര്‍ഡ് / ഇന്റര്‍നെറ്റ് ബാംങ്കിംഗ് / കാഷ് പേയ്മെന്റ് വഴി പിഴ അടയ്ക്കുന്നതിനുമുള്ള സംവിധാനമാണ് ഒരുക്കിയിരിക്കുന്നത്.

ഇ – ചെല്ലാന്‍ സംവിധാനത്തിന് ഈമാസം 22ന് തുടക്കമാകും. പ്രാരംഭഘട്ടത്തില്‍ തിരുവനന്തപുരം, കൊല്ലം കൊച്ചി, തൃശൂര്‍, കോഴിക്കോട് എന്നീ അഞ്ച് പ്രധാന നഗരങ്ങളിലാണ് ഈ പദ്ധതി നിലവില്‍ വരിക.

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