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And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

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Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.

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I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

  • I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
  • For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
  • But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

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You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

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Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

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‘Meet Ravi Zechariah in heaven’: White House Press Secretary McEnaney

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Jesus is God, not Prophet, He will come again: An Arab Muslim video goes viral

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An open testimony of a Muslim of Arab descent with the public declaration that Jesus Christ is not the prophet but the Son of God.  The video is being discussed in the media. He once opposed the Christian faith and began to proclaim that Jesus was the Son of God and that he was God through an uncharacteristic meeting with Christ.

He recounts his experience of the Lord as he watched a live gospel program on a TV station. In his video, he reveals how he hated Christianity before submitting to Jesus and accepting himself as Lord and Savior. He states that before the spiritual meeting with Christ, he had avoided looking at the cross and had felt a spiritual emptiness within him.
Over the past few years, many Muslims have embraced the Christian faith, believing that Jesus is the Son of God and the Savior. ‘Christianity and Islam: RV at War?’ Fr. Mitch Pacqua has already pointed to the growing number of Islamists worldwide who have converted to Christianity based on clear evidence.

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Singer Pooja Prem was honored with Doctorate

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Pooja Prem ( World Record Singer) who created sensation in the art world by shattering several records by singing songs in different languages, has been awarded an honorary Doctorate by Ballsbridge University for her contribution to the music field.

She was presented with the degree at a convocation ceremony at New Delhi on Sunday. Pooja is one of the youngest women to be awarded with an honorary doctorate in the world. Pooja said she was truly honoured and humbled to receive the special recognition and added that it will inspire her to scale new heights.

Pooja, who made it to the Limca Book of Records, Universal Records Forum World Records and Arabian Book of World Records by continuously singing 36 songs in 36 different languages at the age of 14, She is trying to achieve the milestone by singing 105 songs in 105 languages.

Pooja, who is 18 now, has already mastered songs in 65 languages. She hopes to complete the remaining languages within a year.

Pooja has held shows in various states the country and in a few countries in the Middle East.

Pooja practices music while studying. She has not allowed her passion for music to affect her studies. A topper in commerce subject in her school, she is now studying for degree in Business Administration at Jain University at Kochi. She plans to go for Master of Business Administration. The university has offered her free education considering her rare talents.

The only daughter of Premkumar and Sangeetha, Pooja learns the songs in other languages from Youtube. She said she is able to learn and sing songs in another language within three to five days. After learning the song, she sends the recording to experts in the respective language and make sure she pronounces the lyrics correctly. Pooja is residing at Ernakulam .

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