And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.
It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.
You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.
Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.
Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.
A Bicyclops Built For Two
I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
- I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
- For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
- But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?
It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!
And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!
Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!
I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?
They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.
I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.
Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?
You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.
Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?
Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!
Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.
Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!
Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
Christian singer Jamie Grace auditions for ‘American Idol,’ makes it to Hollywood round
Christian singer Jamie Grace announced that she won a golden ticket on the latest season of “American Idol” and will be going to Hollywood.
“Surprise!! I’M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!!” the successful CCM singer shared on Instagram Monday.
“I made it through producer rounds, auditioned for Lionel Richie, Katy Perry, and Luke Bryan, and got two yeses (Lionel and Luke) which sent me to Hollywood!” Grace added.
The 29-year-old newlywed and new mom posted a photo of herself holding up the esteemed golden ticket to Hollywood.
She promised to share further details about the audition with her large social media following because ABC did not broadcast her performance.
“My audition wasn’t aired on TV, so when I can, I’ll sit down and do a YouTube video about my audition experience,” she said. “In the meantime, Hollywood round episodes start NEXT WEEK! And I’ll definitely be watching — ’cause I’ll be there.
“I hope you’ll see me, but truth, either way — there is some amazing talent that will blow you away!”
Another detail the “Normal” singer shared was that because of her vast knowledge about the show she was able to play a trivia game with host Ryan Seacrest.
“PLUS, y’all know I loveeeeee the show so the producers set up a trivia game for me and @ryanseacrest — and I won,” she gushed.
Grace announced in 2016 that she was becoming an independent Christian artist after years under TobyMac’s label Gotee Records.
The news came after Grace revealed on social media that the label was not allowing her to release new music she had written at the time, and it left her feeling “broken and hurt.”
In recent years, the singer, who continues to operate a thriving YouTube channel and releases music independently, has also been vocal about the discrimination she said she faced as a black artist in a Christian contemporary setting. Grace is among the few black singers who’s had success in CCM, whose audiences are predominantly white.
“If I had known Jamie Grace was black, I definitely would not have brought her here …” she wrote on social media, alleging that a “white pastor” made those remarks to someone on her team while they were setting up Grace’s photo banner in the lobby of a church.
In July 2020, Grace revealed that she’d lost followers as a result of her comments about racial issues.
“I lost about 3,000 Twitter followers after sharing my personal stories as a victim of racism and articles about things like white privilege and how to be anti-racist,” Grace tweeted to her hundreds of thousands of followers at the time.
Jamie Grace can be seen on “American Idol” Sundays at 8 p.m. Eastern time.
Carrie Underwood releases ‘Nothing But the Blood of Jesus’ song in celebration of her birthday
Country superstar Carrie Underwood celebrated her 38th birthday Wednesday by releasing “Nothing But the Blood of Jesus,” one of the songs from her upcoming gospel album, My Savior.
“NothingButTheBloodOfJesus is my birthday gift to YOU!” Underwood wrote on Instagram. “Thanks to Bear Rinehart of @needtobreathe for harmonizing with me! #MySavior”
“Nothing But the Blood of Jesus” was originally composed in the mid-1870s by Robert Lowry, but Underwood shared a country twist to the classic hymn.
In a behind-the-scenes video about her rendition of the song, Underwood said the original song is “very kind of lopey,” so she wanted to “kind of mess with it … really kind of put some tempo behind it, and wanted to add these harmonies on it.”
Also featured on the song is Rinehart, the frontman of the Christian rock band Needtobreathe, who adds a “modern” feel to the song with his harmonies. The “American Idol” alum said she’s a fan of him and the band, and that his parts of the single made it “sound a little more current.”
“Nothing But the Blood of Jesus” will be one of the 13 songs on Underwood’s upcoming gospel album, My Savior. The country singer recently revealed that other classics on the record will include “Softly and Tenderly,” as well as “Great Is Thy Faithfulness,” which was sung as a duet with gospel legend CeCe Winans.
“How Great Thou Art,” “The Old Rugged Cross” and “Amazing Grace” are also on the tracklisting.
Underwood’s last release in 2020 was a Christmas album titled, My Gift, which also featured some Christian songs. Her gospel album My Savior is set to release on March 26, just in time for Easter. A new country album from the artist is expected to follow.
The vocal powerhouse shared another birthday post on social media in which she celebrated her age.
“I am not 38 years old. I am not 38 years young,” she declared. “I am 38 years strong. 38 years awesome! 38 years wise. 38 years accomplished. 38 years happy! 38 years amazing!!”
“I am 38 years blessed…thank you, Lord, for all the trips around the sun!” she concluded. “Love all the birthday wishes! Happy birthday to me!”
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