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And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.

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Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.

A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

  • I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
  • For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
  • But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

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You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

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Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

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പി.എസ് ശ്രീധരൻ പിള്ള ഇനി മിസോറാം ഗവർണർ

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ഡൽഹി: കേരളത്തിലെ അഞ്ച് നിയമസഭാ മണ്ഡലങ്ങളിലേക്ക് നടന്ന ഉപതെരഞ്ഞെടുപ്പിൽ ബി.ജെ.പിക്കേറ്റ കനത്ത തിരിച്ചടിയെ തുടർന്ന് സംസ്ഥാന അദ്ധ്യക്ഷൻ പി.എസ് ശ്രീധരൻ പിള്ളക്ക് സ്ഥാനചലനം. മിസോറാം ഗവര്‍ണറായാണ് പി.എസ് ശ്രീധരന്‍പിള്ളയെ ബി.ജെ.പി കേന്ദ്ര നേതൃത്വം നിയമിച്ചിരിക്കുന്നത്. ഇതോടൊപ്പം കേന്ദ്ര ഭരണ പ്രദേശങ്ങളാക്കിയ ജമ്മു കശ്മീരിലും ലഡാക്കിലും ലഫ്റ്റണന്റ് ഗവര്‍ണര്‍മാരെ നിയമിച്ചു. ഗിരീഷ് ചന്ദ്ര മര്‍മു ജമ്മു കശ്മീരിലെയും രാധാകൃഷ്ണ മാതൂറിർ ലഡാക്കിലെയും ലഫ് ഗവര്‍ണർമാരാകും. ജമ്മു കശ്മീരിലെ നിലവിലെ ഗവര്‍ണറായിരുന്ന സത്യപാല്‍ മല്ലിക്കിന് ഗോവയുടെ ചുമതല നൽകി.

കേരളത്തിലെ ലോക്‌സഭ തെരഞ്ഞെടുപ്പിലും ഉപതെരഞ്ഞെടുപ്പിലും പാർട്ടിക്കുണ്ടായ മോശം പ്രകടനത്തെ തുടർന്ന് സംസ്ഥാന അദ്ധ്യക്ഷനെ മാറ്റണമെന്ന ആവശ്യം പാർട്ടിക്കുള്ളിൽ അഭിപ്രായം ഉയര്‍ന്നിരുന്നു. അതേസമയം തനിക്ക് കിട്ടിയ അംഗീകാരം ജനസേവനത്തിനുള്ള ഉപാധിയായി കാണുന്നുവെന്നും പാര്‍ട്ടി എടുത്ത തീരുമാനം അംഗീകരിക്കുന്നുവെന്നും ശ്രീധരന്‍ പിള്ള പ്രതികരിച്ചു. ശ്രീധരന്‍ പിള്ളയെ കൂടാതെ കോൺഗ്രസ് നേതാവ് വക്കം പുരുഷോത്തമനും 2018-19-ൽ അന്നത്തെ ബി.ജെ.പി അദ്ധ്യക്ഷനായിരുന്ന കുമ്മനം രാജശേഖരനുമാണ് മുമ്പ് മിസോറാം ഗവര്‍ണര്‍മാരായിരുന്ന മലയാളികൾ.

അതേസമയം ശ്രീധരൻ പിള്ള സ്ഥാനം ഒഴിയുമ്പോൾ പുതിയ അദ്ധ്യക്ഷനെ കണ്ടെത്താനുള്ള ചർച്ചകളും പാർട്ടിയിൽ സജീവമായി. യുവനേതാക്കളായ കെ സുരേന്ദ്രന്‍, എം.ടി രമേശ് എന്നിവരെ കൂടാതെ കുമ്മനം രാജശേഖരനും സംസ്ഥാന പ്രസിഡന്റ് സ്ഥാനത്തേക്കുള്ള സാധ്യതാ പട്ടികയിലുണ്ട്. ശോഭാ സുരേന്ദ്രന്റെ പേരും സജീവമാണ്.

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Hindu Radicals Demand Death for Organizers of Christian Film Screening in India

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Around 100 Christians were attacked by Hindu radicals on August 23 for watching the Christian film “He Will Come Again” in the home of a Christian woman in Jamalpur village, located in India’s Bihar state. The screening of the Christian film caused Hindu radicals to not only attack the local Christians, but also demand the deaths of the Christian leaders that organized the screening.

That with about 10 minutes left in the film, a man stood up in front and beginning shouting, “Who is the operator here? Who is the operator here?” The man then demanded the volume of the film be reduced to a level that it was no longer audible.

After being confronted by one of the organizers of the screening, the disruptive man left. However, he returned when the film concluded with at least 15 other Hindu villagers carrying swords, bamboo poles, and wooden sticks. Local Christians then locked the organizers of the film inside the Christian home for their own safety.

“The batch of Hindu villagers abused them with filthy language, scattered the congregation, and besieged the house,” Immanuel Tirkey, one of the organizers, “Soon a mob of 250 angry, upper-caste Hindus showed up with lathis and steel rods.”

The mob surrounded the Christian home and demanded that the organizers of the film screening be released to them. The mob said that they would kill the organizers because they were converting Hindus to a foreign faith.

As the siege of the Christian home continued, local authorities were called to the scene. Police officers were able to disperse the mob, but local Christians continue to report feeling under threat.

Across India, attacks on Christians and their places of worship continue to rise in frequency and severity. Many claim the rise of the Hindu nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) has encouraged the activities of Hindu radicals and increased levels of religious intolerance across India.

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